At New Baby Wishes, we understand how important it is to find the perfect onesie for your little bundle of joy. And what better way to make your baby stand out than with a funny onesie? In this ultimate guide, we'll explore everything you need to know about funny baby onesies, from their history to the different types available, and provide you with some top tips for finding the perfect onesie for your little one.

The History of Funny Baby Onesies

The first onesie was invented in the 1950s by a Canadian company called Mark's Work Wearhouse, and it quickly became a popular choice for parents around the world. Originally designed as a practical garment to keep babies warm and comfortable, the onesie has evolved over the years to include a range of fun and quirky designs.

Funny baby onesies first gained popularity in the 1990s and have been a hit ever since. With so many hilarious designs available, it's no wonder that parents and caregivers love dressing their babies in these eye-catching outfits.

Different Types of Funny Baby Onesies

There are many different types of funny baby onesies available, from witty one-liners to puns and pop culture references. Here are some of the most popular types:

  1. Witty one-liners: These onesies feature short and sweet sayings that are sure to make you chuckle. Examples include "I'm the boss" and "I still live with my parents".

  2. Puns: If you love wordplay, then a punny onesie might be just what you're looking for. Some popular puns include "I'm kind of a big dill" and "I'm not crying, I'm ordering dinner".

  3. Pop culture references: From classic movies to the latest TV shows, there are plenty of pop culture references to choose from. You can find onesies that reference everything from Star Wars to The Office.

  4. Funny graphics: If you prefer a more visual approach, then a onesie with a funny graphic might be more your style. You can find designs featuring everything from cute animals to hilarious cartoons.

Top Tips for Finding the Perfect Funny Baby Onesie

  1. Consider the occasion: If you're buying a onesie for a special event, such as a baby shower or birthday, then you might want to choose a design that matches the theme.

  2. Think about the size: Babies grow quickly, so it's important to choose a onesie that will fit your little one for a while. Make sure to check the sizing guide before you make your purchase.

  3. Look for quality materials: Your baby's skin is delicate, so it's important to choose a onesie that is made from high-quality materials. Look for organic cotton or other natural fibers that are gentle on the skin.

  4. Check for safety features: Make sure that the onesie you choose has safety features, such as snap closures, to prevent choking hazards.


In conclusion, funny baby onesies are a fun and quirky way to dress up your little one. With so many different types available, you're sure to find a design that suits your style and sense of humor. Remember to consider the occasion, size,


Sizing Chart

Since every baby grows at his/her own pace, measure the baby's height for the best fit. It is much more accurate than going off of the baby's age. Call us with any questions and we will be happy to help you determine the best fit for your baby.

Newborn Onesie's

Size Weight Height
Newborn (NB) 5-8 Ibs. / 2.3-3.6 kg 17-21 in. / 43.2-53.3 cm
0-3M 6-12 Ibs. / 3.6-5.4 kg 21-24 in. / 53.3-61 cm
0-6M Up to 16 Ibs. / Up to 7.3 kg 17-21 in. / 43.2-53.3 cm
3-6M 12-16 Ibs. / 5.4-7.3 kg 24-26 in. / 61-66 cm
3-9M 12-20 Ibs. / 5.4-9.1 kg 24-28 in. / 61-71.1 cm
6-9M 16-20 Ibs. / 7.3-9.1 kg 26-28 in. / 66-71.1 cm
12M 20-24 Ibs. / 9.1-10.9 kg 28-30 in. / 71.1-76.2 cm
18M 24-28 Ibs. / 10.9-12.7 kg 30-32 in. / 76.2-81.3 cm
24M / 2T 28-32 Ibs. / 12.7-14.5 kg 32-34 in. / 81.3-86.4 cm
3T 32-35 Ibs. / 14.5-15.9 kg 34-38 in. / 86.4-96.5 cm
4T 35-39 lbs. / 15.9-17.7 kg 38-40 in. / 96.5-101.6 cm
5T 39-43 lbs. / 17.7-19.5 kg 40-44 in. / 101.6-111.8 cm

Cotton Pajamas

Garments are designed to fit snug for child's safety.

Size Weight Height
6M 12-16 Ibs. / 5.4-7.3 kg 24-27 in. / 61-68.6 cm
12M 16-20 Ibs. / 7.3-9.1 kg 27-30 in. / 68.6-76.2 cm
18M 20-24 Ibs. / 9.1-10.9 kg 30-33 in. / 76.2-83.8 cm
24M / 2T 24-28 Ibs. / 10.9-12.7 kg 33-35 in. / 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 28-32 Ibs. / 12.7-14.5 kg 35-39 in. / 88.9-99.1 cm
4T 32-36 Ibs. / 14.5-16.3 kg 39-42 in. / 99.1-106.7 cm
5T 36-42 Ibs. / 16.3-19.1 kg 42-44 in. / 106.7-111.8 cm


New Balance Boys

17-19 inches
39-41 inches
19-20 inches
41-45 inches
20-22 inches
45-46 inches
22-23 inches
47-50 inches
23-24 inches
50-54 inches
24-25 inches
54-58 inches
25-27 inches
58-62 inches
27-28 inches
62-67 inches


New Balance Girls

Size Waist Height
4 17-19 inches 39-41 inches
5 19-20 inches 41-45 inches
6 20-21 inches 45-46 inches
6x 21-22 inches 46-48 inches
7/8 22-23 inches 48-52 inches
10/12 23-25 inches 52-58 inches
14 25-27 inches 58-61 inches
16 27-29 inches 61-63 inches